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Sideburns

Brian AKA Sideburns AKA Cunt was a fooboarder who left on a bad note...a peadophiliac, a possibly rapey, note.

It came out in 2009 that Brian had been not only messaging, but sending photos, letters and general nastiness to some of the girls of the board. Some of the VERY YOUNG girls of the board. This all came out officially when Foo UK made a thread entitled "Meet Brian". In said thread, FooUK posted various picture, brought to his attention by sources unknown, that Brian had been sharing and treasuring with these young girls.

The Cock Sock Fiasco Edit

In the "Meet Brian" thread, Foo UK posted various pictures, brought to his attention by "The Informer" (licky-boom-boom-down), that Brian had been sharing and treasuring with these young girls. Some of these pictures involved Brian is various states of undress (as well as various states of ''odd'' dress when Brian decided to adorn his wang with a ~~sock~~. flannel) This drama concluded with several girls, and Whitney, admitting to the ever adored Administrator Jill, that Brian was inappropriate with them and he made them uncomfortable and even unsafe at times, and Jill, in her wisdom, Banished him and his stockinged peen from the FFPB.

Letters from Brian Edit

A curious by-product of the Brian exposé was the unearthing of a number of handwritten letters he had addressed - but never sent - to various denizens of the Foo Board. Curiously, he felt the urge to photograph and upload them, but are we really to question a man who wraps his junk in a face towel?